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Modern Romance Poetry

The ballad of a lonely armchair diagnostician


He was a beautiful boy
I fell in love, such joy.
Ah the day we first kissed
How could I have missed
That he's a narcissist?

I couldn't stop smiling
Oh the feelings were so fine
Actually, he is comorbid- Narcissist with Borderline

I loved him and and he loved me
But that's not what I learned in therapy

My therapist referred to the DSM
and told me that my knight in shining is armor is super toxic
I'm starting to suspect that she's histrionic

Her office is always so crammed
Is she simply a hoarder or is it a cluster B disorder?
Should I get a restraining order?

I got rid of both of them
And now spend most of my evenings ,alone
 diagnosing diagnosing
with my newest copy of the DSM.







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